Those dreaded words.. that they find highly amusing..
Why is it that when you pick your kids up from nursery they will be adamant they don't need to wee or have just been to the toilet, then you set off home and they wait until you have past restaurants, bars and shops and you're literally near nothing to declare 'Mummy I need to Pooh!' it's almost like they do it purposely so they can watch you freak out and find some ingenious way of carrying them and the shopping home in 2 mins flat when it would normally take you half an hour. Then you get home all sweaty and out of breath and they just happily skip off to their room and play with their toys. It's like ummm I thought you needed to pooh and they're like no I don't anymore I just needed to fart.